Ego Freak Looks Like A Paan Wala..

I made up my mind to write more before I finished with my last post. The topic's quite a specimen-like, you know. Had to write more about the sympathy seeker.. Mr. Paanwala [will tell you why I'm calling him by this name a bit later]

told me once, few weeks back, he writes on his blog to vent out, specifically. He doesn't bother about his spellings, he said. Its completely justified, you see.

Since Mr. Paanwala's always eager to gain sympathy from people, people are quite bored of him. Now he's left with an alternative to write, write and write on his blog, to pass his time, and coz no one's interested in listening to his talks at all. So he seeks solace in sitting in front of his stupid PC or his lappy and typing out his anger and frustration on people he's miffed with and as he types, he reads it on his own. That's not even half the purpose served. Because he's the only one who's actually reading his posts. After a lot of sympathy begging of course, some people do just make an effort to read his posts and write those comments.

Now comes the spelling part. When hardly anyone's reading your posts, how do spellings matter, isn't it?? So Its Justified, You See.



The Paan mystery's gonna be disclosed now... Yes! I and Kavya [didi] used to wonder what made Abhishek think he looks cool in his current hairdo, if you can call it a hairdo, I mean. We suggested, and then requested, politely of course, that we take him for a nice haircut and we promised him that the outcome would be great. But this guy won't budge, stubborn he is, you see. But why? That was the mystery. But we left it at that for then. I and Kavya started suspecting too, wondering what's wrong. Then one day, that fateful day, when my guy, Kavya, Ayush and Mr. Paanwala there met, and after that incident, when Abhishek walked off in fear, and we started making fun of him, somehow we touched upon the topic of his hair, Alex remarked- 'Seems like Abhishek's losing a lot of hair, is it so??" While I was probing upon that possibility, Kavya replied- 'I think you're right, that's the reason why he's kept that silly hairstyle, with hair coming in front, on his forehead." And then the picture became clear, the mystery was solved. I realised that to hide his hairfall, Abhishek was employing a technique of fringes at the front, which he may have thought, will be successful in hiding that awful hairfall. But he failed, yet again.. ohhh.. And his hairdo always reminded me of a typical paanwala, the tobacco seller, who usually sells smokes too. And then it seemes the most logical thing to me on earth!! He's into smoking, you know, and always carries a few puffs everywhere. So it all matched, yeah!! At last, we solved the Paanwala mystery, we realised that what we were suspecting, turned out to be true..!



You're A Woman Without Your 'Tattoo, That Stupid hairdo, and A Smoke In your Mouth. You're impotent without it, yeah, that's the truth..!!!

More Coming Up.... ;p

The Sympathy Seeker :@

Well, this is about a guy who was in the recent past was a friend, and could've made it as a very good friend, but seems like he was hell bent on proving that he can never be even an aquaintance to me, or for that matter to any other girl, for instance, my very own cousin Kavya.
He's named me as 'Butterfly'; God knows what for [I'm least interested in knowing why] and has pondered and mused and decided to include me and Kavya [didi] in his list of people whom he's not keen on staying in touch with anymore.
Neither Are We, For Your Kind Information. And in fact, Thanks for letting us be on our own and being mature enough to know that you're not welcome in our lives at all. You think we will plead and beg you to talk to us??? If you think so, you're living in a delusion. You've always been in a delusion. You used to think I bitch about you when with Kavya, and after the shit that happened on 9th this month, you thought that I and Kavya will plead and convince you to talk to us and make Alex apologise to you. Too high you think.

I had this image of you being a good guy, in the sense, you were very true and not of a boasting nature. But you proved me wrong. Your ego is making you lose out on several things in life, You're an Official Loser by now, Here's why- You always expect to be called up by Kavya to hang out in the evening. You're too big to do that, isn't it? You keep updating your status, 'Oh I'm so bored' and all that crap. Yet you could never call up and ask Kavya if she's free or if we can hang out in the evening. You very well know she goes out almost every evening. So its like someone else has to come and plead and beg in front of you, buttering you know. So why should we do the calling up [buttering] everytime, or even once??

Triceps?? You boast of having triceps?? Thats what you told me. Do you even know what triceps are?? I and Kavya both find your tattoos suckish.
You're great as a friend, I will never deny that. But when it comes to my or Kavya's guy friends, I fail to figure out why you have those fits of ego, anger, mental instabilty etc.
'Akshay's a threat to me, you know..! Ayush's not. The way Kavya spoke to that guy on phone, she never spoke to me like that ya... So that guy's a threat to me you know.. Ayush is not a threat to me.' Thats an excerpt of what you said when Ayush joined us and I was having a conversation with you. I dont understand your vibe business, its just an excuse. And you're a big liar. A loser at that too.

It was Kavya who gave your number to Alex, not I. Wait, I'm not here creating a blame game. Its that we wanted to have you bashed up, but on the sly. So we decided we'll say that I gave the number. Alex asked for your number, I did not pass it on to him. But turned out that you're the biggest f***in coward on earth, dude. You were like 'F*** you dude, f*** you.' on the 9th, to Alex. And giving those challenges to him. And then you walked off. In fear?? I know, I sympathise with you. Alex said no ill about you, I wanted you guys to have a light hearted talk but your brain seems to be on a malfunction drive, so you started off by trying to threaten and scare him off. You failed yet again, you're a loser, forgot??

You were the butt of our jokes then onwards, and we had a good time too that day. We forgot about you completely. You thought I and Kavya were crying and thinking 'Oh God knows where Abhishek's gone, I'm so worried, we've to get to him and convince and cool him down somehow.'
We did try to call you up, but again, yet again, "The Loser/Sympathy Seeker/The Ego Freak" had switched off his phone the. Where did you collect all that ego from?? The public bins?? Abhishek, if you could stop slyly begging for sympathy, by understanding that everyone has his or her own problems, and would try treating that guy friend of your female friend as not a threat but another guy whom you could be freinds with, you would be a lot more liked by a lot more people today.
So in this attempt to gain sympathy, you've lost more than having gained anyhting except everyone's dislike for you. Well the abusing part, I'm not bad at it, just that I'm not used to. Kavya will do it with pleasure. Go ahead. By the way, how do you get time to just keep sitting like a handicap and typing out your boring life story on the blog?? Losers' trademark characteristic, is it?? I understand. Go ahead, flaunt your airy triceps somewhere else.
You'll never admit to being at fault, thats another thing about you that makes you a loser. I've been generous enough to point out your shortfalls, you should be grateful to me. Chill, I'm not asking for gratitude. Think, accept your mistakes, and make a change within. And if you're not going to try that, Which I'm pretty sureof,there you go again!! Losing it!! Keep losing it!! One thing I [ and several others secretly] want you to lose is your egoistic nature.

More coming up if required. Watch This Space.