Ego Freak Looks Like A Paan Wala..

I made up my mind to write more before I finished with my last post. The topic's quite a specimen-like, you know. Had to write more about the sympathy seeker.. Mr. Paanwala [will tell you why I'm calling him by this name a bit later]

told me once, few weeks back, he writes on his blog to vent out, specifically. He doesn't bother about his spellings, he said. Its completely justified, you see.

Since Mr. Paanwala's always eager to gain sympathy from people, people are quite bored of him. Now he's left with an alternative to write, write and write on his blog, to pass his time, and coz no one's interested in listening to his talks at all. So he seeks solace in sitting in front of his stupid PC or his lappy and typing out his anger and frustration on people he's miffed with and as he types, he reads it on his own. That's not even half the purpose served. Because he's the only one who's actually reading his posts. After a lot of sympathy begging of course, some people do just make an effort to read his posts and write those comments.

Now comes the spelling part. When hardly anyone's reading your posts, how do spellings matter, isn't it?? So Its Justified, You See.



The Paan mystery's gonna be disclosed now... Yes! I and Kavya [didi] used to wonder what made Abhishek think he looks cool in his current hairdo, if you can call it a hairdo, I mean. We suggested, and then requested, politely of course, that we take him for a nice haircut and we promised him that the outcome would be great. But this guy won't budge, stubborn he is, you see. But why? That was the mystery. But we left it at that for then. I and Kavya started suspecting too, wondering what's wrong. Then one day, that fateful day, when my guy, Kavya, Ayush and Mr. Paanwala there met, and after that incident, when Abhishek walked off in fear, and we started making fun of him, somehow we touched upon the topic of his hair, Alex remarked- 'Seems like Abhishek's losing a lot of hair, is it so??" While I was probing upon that possibility, Kavya replied- 'I think you're right, that's the reason why he's kept that silly hairstyle, with hair coming in front, on his forehead." And then the picture became clear, the mystery was solved. I realised that to hide his hairfall, Abhishek was employing a technique of fringes at the front, which he may have thought, will be successful in hiding that awful hairfall. But he failed, yet again.. ohhh.. And his hairdo always reminded me of a typical paanwala, the tobacco seller, who usually sells smokes too. And then it seemes the most logical thing to me on earth!! He's into smoking, you know, and always carries a few puffs everywhere. So it all matched, yeah!! At last, we solved the Paanwala mystery, we realised that what we were suspecting, turned out to be true..!



You're A Woman Without Your 'Tattoo, That Stupid hairdo, and A Smoke In your Mouth. You're impotent without it, yeah, that's the truth..!!!

More Coming Up.... ;p