'BAND' :P

This is the first duet in verse ever written by me and my good friend Karan, What was meant to be a romantic rendezvous, turned out to be a hilarious conversation between them. Cheap humour lovers please read on. :P And Thank You, dearest PACH, for inspiring me to write stuff like this, and following up the recitation with chortles and chuckles of laughter. I'm guessing the 'CH' in PACH has finally rubbed off! XD


I: Khata ho gayi humse,
Jo aaj tak izhaar kara nahi.
Aaj izhaar karne ko dil chaahta hai,
Par izhaar ke liye dhoondh rahi hoon main lafz har kahin.

Karan: Ye kya izhaar-izhaar kar rahi ho,
Izhaar nahi koi ice cream hai kya, jo
Khaai nahi toh pighal jaayegi?
Kambaqht dil hai, ice ceam nahi
Jo bus izhaar se pighal jaayegi.

I: Tab se mood bana ke baithi thi,
Sabhr pe cooker par apni feelings ki aanch badha rahi thi,
Ki tum aake time se pehle hi seeti maar gaye,
Saare romance ki band baja gaye.

Karan: Arre yeh romance hai koi chawal ya daal nahi,
Na ye chai hai, ise halki aanch par ubaal nahi,
Band baaja romance ka toh abhi khoob bajega,
Teri meri yeh aakhri shaam nahi

I: Aakhri shaam, aakhri raste, aakhri kadam tak
Tere saath rahungi
Jab tak tu dinner bill pay karega,
Tujhe gale se laga rakhungi,
Jo dil ka vaasta deke tune bill pay karne se kara inkaar,
Toh tera gala daba kar koi aur murga dhoondh laaungi

Karan: Ab murga bol hi diya hai 
Toh chalo dutch kar len
Gaadi me drive pe chalo toh sahi,
Raste hi khatm kar lenge
Par romance ka band toh bajega hi bajega
Is murge No.4 ke saath scene thoda aisa hi chalega.

I: Dutch ke naam dil gaya dhadak
Aur main darr me chilla uthi, 'What the fuck!'
Yaar ab toh I had to cover up
Toh finally senti maar daala maine keh kar,
'Jaanu, kya tumhe hai mere pyaar par shaq?' 


Karan: Dutch dutch karke khud saara bill pay kar jaati hai,
Raat bhar baat karne ka vaada karke
3 baje tak hi ludak jaati hai
Ludakti hai toh ludak par bata ke toh jaa,
Fir subah uthaane par phir dobaara ludak jaati hai 

I: Ludakne ki baat tune kari kaise,
Ab toh bhai ko call karke tujhe hadkaaungi.
Ab tak mera asli roop tune dekha kahaan hai,
Chikni chameli ke din gaye,
Ab taandav dance se tera dil behlaaungi. 

Karan: Bhai vaai ki baat mat kar,
Taandav mujhe bhi aata hai,
Unko dance karke aise daraaunga
Asli roop toh tera pehle hi jaan chuka tha main,
Dekh tere bhai ke aage se haath pakadke le jaaunga.


I: Lak 40 hai mera aur 97 weight
Is bhaari sach ko jhuthlaakar tu
Hanske keh deta hai,
'Babe, your figure is great.'
Ab tujhpe lifelong ke liye jhapatta maar hi deti hoon,
Ab yaar aur nahi hota humse wait.

Karan: Wait karne me hi toh maza,
Varna ek raat ban jaayegi zindagi bhar ki saza,
Lifelong ki baat chhor, present me khapp paate hain,
Chal dono milke Romance ka band bajaate hain. 

My friend Karan and I, penned the poem! :D